Another actual conversation

There is a high school age girl who volunteers in one of the labs where I work. I usually have to unlock the door for her and today as we walked down the hall, this is the conversation we had:

Girl: So is that thing on your desk something you are knitting?

Me: Yes. It's a dress for my daughter's Build-a-Bear.

Girl: It looks really small, like for a baby. I didn't think you had a grandbaby or anything.

Me: No.....but I do have a two year-old.

And then inside my head I called her a bitch and walked back to my desk. I know I'm technically old enough to have a grandchild, but seriously. It almost makes me want to look into Botox.