Actual conversation

Friend: So how’s B doing?

Me: Well, he got in trouble at daycare again for fighting, so we grounded him from his Wii for a week.

Friend: His WEED???

Long pause

Me: No, not weed. Wii. As in the Nintendo gaming system.

Friend: Oh.

Me: Are you kidding me? He’s SIX. He doesn’t even know what weed is yet. Hopefully we have a few more years before we have to worry about that.